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(05-22-2012, 06:40 PM)PureCraft Wrote: [ -> ]

And I thought I was the sick one...

(05-22-2012, 08:55 PM)SilentProtector Wrote: [ -> ]“Nothing at all.”

Andrew's Story-The REAL Truth

ok,as we all know,andrew's story was both disgusting and somewhat attractive,but you haven't heard the whole truth just yet.stayed tuned,and hold on to your pants,for this next tale will turn your pants inside out with yours and my own fecal matter.be warned,this is for the ages of 90+.even though you wont listen.no,im not stalling.you're stalling.if you don't like this,go down.why are you still reading?if you're STILL reading,you're gay.no straight.no gay.wait,FUCK.argh ok lets start.

haha nope not yet.im still trolling you,from the past.your eyes shall never take off from this page and read the real sto-

While orc and mike were still swapping vomitty saliva,they noticed something....wrong.Freed had stopped eating mike's anal excretion and had fallen on the floor,not moving at all.They were about to call the police,but were too busy making out.About 1 1/2 hour later,after they had barfed and made out,orc and mike finally called the police.While they were on the way,they thought.How could they explain to the police that they were eating shit and vomit and making out?In their state,any act of homo-eroticism was considered highly illegal,and punishment would be to the full extent of the law.Thinking,they finally spoke.

Orc:Mike,what're we gonna do,man?Freed is dead from your shit,and I cant go back to jail!
Mike:Calm down,sweety.It's all gonna be ok.I've got a plan.
Orclease hurry,the police will be here soon!

Mike slowly reached for the open drawer in the dresser.He pulled out a pair of scissors,and removed his trousers.As orc raised both of his eyebrows,mike slowly started to snip off his pubic hair.Orc watched in horror as mike snipped and snapped near his cock and balls,accidentally cutting himself in the shaft occasionally.As he finished,he glued it all together,and put it on orc's head.

Orc:What the fuck are you doing?
Mikeretend to be a woman,and tell them that we were having a three way,and freed shat all over himself and went into convulsions.
Orc:But wait,isnt a three way with two dudes still gay?
Mike:Man,with a honey in the middle,there's some leeway.It ain't gay with a lady,and that lady is yo-

They stopped.They heard a knock on the door.Orc put on his most feminine voice and shrieked:
"Please help!"

Two police officers stormed in.They were disgusted by the sight they saw.They looked at orc.

Officer 1:Are you this man's...very horrible looking wife?
Orc:Yes,Yes I am.
Officer 2:have you tried cpr?
Orc:Umm no..i'll do it now...

With those last words,he bent down.Closing his eyes tight,he proceeded to put his shaved lips on freed's hairy lips,and blew vigorously.Freed opened his eyes wide,in shock,he raised his lower body.In some freak accident,he had a hard on,and when his rear end flew up,his penis found its way into orc's anushole.In severe pain and discomfort,orc stood up,Freed's 7 incher stuck in his bum.Mike decided the cover was blown,and violently fucked the police officers until they were penetrated to the point of internal bleeding.They died later on.By this time,all three of the gents were very hungry and horny.Mike provided dinner,by sharting into both of their mouths,and finally into his own,and ate his own shit.After that,all three gents were thirsty.Freed provided drink by pissing into their own mouths,but had none left.Being generous,orc shared half of his piss by squirting it through his mouth into freeds.They wanted desert.So mike and freed jerked off orc vigorously until he ejaculated into the air,and all three of them opened their mouth,and ate it.Before they could fuck eachother yet again,they had to clean up the shart and vomit off their floor.About 2 hours later,the place was spotless,as they had cleansed the whole area with their own mouths,due to the lack of cleaning supplies.Of course,they were still horny,so they hopped in orc's king sized bed.All 3 gents removed their trousers,and shirts,and undergarments.Mikes dick was still bleeding from earlier,and the pain turned him on.Orc knew this was a risk,but he got inbetween mike and freed,and bent over.Freed also bent over,facing the same exact way orc was facing.Mike first inserted his penis into orcs asshole,and tucked his genitals in his anus too.Orc screamed,as mike's dick was going through his asshole into orc's dick,and bursted the penishole of orc wide open,and mike proceeded to insert both his and orcs dick into freed's asshole.Before they came,mike took his dick out of his friend's bodies,and got some peanut butter.His took a kitchen knife,and splattered peanut butter all over his bleeding ballsack,and covered orc's too.Freed knew what to do.He licked the peanut butter off both their balls,and jerked himself off.Smiling,they all reached climax yet again.

-Story requested by DatAndrewEnchilada.

Mike's obsessed with that pic.

Also, Music, you put FUCKING SPACES behind periods and commas. Jesus, makes it impossible to read without my eyes bleeding.

(05-29-2012, 12:24 PM)killer465465 Wrote: [ -> ]

Welcome to the party. You're a week late.

dear sir,putting spaces after every comma and period means extra work.since im white,im too lazy to put in extra work.might i suggest either getting used to a few spaces or let my sentences become an alien language?

I'm white, and I'm not lazy. In fact, I'm so caring about the level of enjoyment of this forum by all that I'll correct your sentence to appease all.

Sane MusicIsCool Wrote:Dear Sir,
Putting spaces after every comma and period means extra work. Since I'm white, I'm too lazy to put in extra work. Might I suggest either getting used to a few spaces or let my sentences become an alien language?

Fuck off with your moonlanguage redditfaggot.