Because I am not lying. I was a good friend. I would like that money to build a temple to honor the TROLOLO guy with diamonds, trolol signs, and a pixel art TROLOLO.
Because I (accidently) got you banned
Hear me out, this is a sob story.
As the adolescent members of our glorious server trek through the outer regions of spawn, some are hit with an overwhelming sense of despair in sight of the atrocities that beseech their eyes. They shed but a single tear as the lava steals their inner moisture, hindering them unable to cry or even live near spawn. The once great structures built by our past endeavors of teamwork and the goal of a Minecraftian utopia have fallen unto siege. The pickaxes swing as we all look on from the spawn tower helplessly as they invade our homeland. We have no resources to spend but our honor and integrity as a whole. As it holds no monetary value, we can accomplish little by ourselves. The mudhuts multiply as the wasteland expands with the foreseeable future holding nothing in store for us but imprisonment and anguish. Who are we to simply ask the white man for our homeland back, as they build a vast empire upon our once great plains? Alas, our attempts to take back what is rightfully ours have all failed. We were offered nothing but a simple 50x50 reservation for us each. Only if we band together can we defeat this monstrosity of an epidemic! They cannot hold us back much longer! Our wealth accumulates as our Casino's draw the rich fools towards us, and pushes back their progression. A donation of 100,000 gil would push the tide in our favor! Only you, John_Axe, can come to our aid. An investment of this size would purchase weapons, supplies, and purchase a priceless thing. Our rightful homeland back from the white settlers of Patrick Freed's Universe! Those vile thugs taking over our land shall burn in Hell for an eternity! With our funds combined, greatness shall be ours! We can resurrect our forefathers back from the watery graves of West Spawn Exit! We shall fight! We shall win! We...shall...CONQUER!
- Sincerely
The Orcworm Community
cause you do not hate me....yet :(
Because I need a donation to properly commemorate the tragic death of my dear cat, Zelda, who's addiction to teleporting to me randomly then jumping into fire eventually cost that retard her life...
(06-06-2012, 09:33 PM)PureCraft Wrote: [ -> ]Because I am me.
Thats a horrible reason.
I'll be your best friend.
lol...nice reasons there...Still 24 people have a chance for this
Because I made you a pie, but ate it.
Because I am a glowing rodent, and based on such information, one could assume that I was most likely part of some freaky science lab experiment that went wrong, so I give off my own light source. Which is pretty cool.