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I saw this and thought it was rather brilliant and being a girl... Oh dear.. I mentioned I'm a girl. Does that hold some sort of power over you boys? I've been on Orcworm for a while now, and I know it doesn't here.. unless its maybe to get one of you to tnt my mountainside.. Wow, that sounded wrong... anyway!! Moving on... I thought you boys would enjoy this rather explicate yet facinating thread I found and perhaps agree with it just like I do lol. And for all you fellow ladies. No I'm not destroying our female mystic nor trying to take away the female powers we were blessed and cursed with at birth. We can still do a simple batting our eyelashes at our daddies to get a new dress or hike our boobs into a bra that thrusts them up under our chin and that low cut tank top and low rise belly button bearing sweat pants with the words "Pink" across our arses to draw attention to our round rears in hopes to get just that extra scoop of our favorite Ben N Jerrys or a free coffee at the local coffee shop (yea thats right, I did that once too!).. we will always have our powers of manipulation... or at least... till Kinect figures out a way to cyber in real life big boobed, bouncing, tiny waist, with giggles and smile virtual girls. Phew.. thank god that hasnt happened... or ... has it just begun.....

*contains cursing, sexual references and crude language Rated PG13 *
I blanked out some of the language for responsible posting sakes but you get the idea.
Its in the attached picture below for reference of what I am talking about




*contains no real crude language with only very slight sexual references Rated PG*
VIRTUAL GIRLS - IT BEGINS..

*contains no sexual references really at all Rated G*
The actual footage of Virtual Girl

~ Hope you enjoy! Sincerely, your ever loving tease Tarith =)

ps - I dunno why my signature doesn't work.. damn technology *giggles* Would someone pretty please with cherries on top help me fix it? *bats eyelashes at you* Such smart guys like you should be able to tell me what I did wrong.. Silly me.. *giggles*
Good for you.
I feel like I just read a sexual monologue told by Michonne.
Why should girls have to be obscene to be respected? The Internet is a woeful place is it not?
Manipulation is an art form. It must be done exactly right, for men... for girls it definitely comes naturally.

-This is my bout of philosophy for the day!
(07-11-2012, 03:23 PM)MrKrellyn Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like I just read a sexual monologue told by Michonne.

I have no idea what that means and admit to googling Michonne and still dont know what his means lol.
(07-11-2012, 03:35 PM)Ciphon Wrote: [ -> ]Why should girls have to be obscene to be respected? The Internet is a woeful place is it not?

The fact that anyone would respect anyone at all for simply being obscene is in itself woeful. My philosophy is that I do not seek respect. I drive through life with my own ideals of what is right as a human being and what makes me feel like a good person which makes me feel happy in life. If I can feel proud of myself for what I do, thats all I need. And usually, that mentality brings its own kind of respect without the falsehood of seeking it out of people. To me to seek respect is to be false. I am blunt by far... but not false =).

inb4 mike posts something deeply philosophical
A girl on the internet? Wow! [spoiler]No one cares[/spoiler]
(07-11-2012, 06:06 PM)TheAndrewTaco Wrote: [ -> ]inb4 mike posts something deeply philosophical

(07-11-2012, 06:40 PM)sieve Wrote: [ -> ]A girl on the internet? Wow! [spoiler]No one cares[/spoiler]

Yeah I don't see men posting that they are men... Attention Whores.
I'm a man! Treat me special or I'll cry... ;(
(07-11-2012, 07:02 PM)Jarvisd Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-11-2012, 06:40 PM)sieve Wrote: [ -> ]A girl on the internet? Wow! [spoiler]No one cares[/spoiler]

Yeah I don't see men posting that they are men... Attention Whores.

I totally agree. Are we so deprived of attention we have to resort to displaying our sexuality? Anyway, I thought you guys would love it too. And if I ever try to manipulate any of you using my woman wiles as opposed to my genuine sarcastic humor and intellectual charm and sincere personality, feel free to spam slap me =) hugs!
(07-11-2012, 08:02 PM)DoughnutSpanker Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a man! Treat me special or I'll cry... ;(

A new quote comes to mind, "I'm not sexist, I think everyone is an idiot"

Actually.. if your following stereotypes it would be more like..
"I'm a man, treat me special or I won't mow the lawn or take out the garbage BYACH!"

Mhm, females.
Always bring the drama.
So true.
(07-11-2012, 09:02 PM)PureCraft Wrote: [ -> ]Mhm, females.
Always bring the drama.

Quote of the year.