[spoiler=Attempt 1]I AM MEGA PRIME
THE ORIGINAL NEET
DESTINED TO SLAUGHTER ALL THE NOTHING
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[spoiler=Attempt 2(Better one)]
I AM NIGGER JESUS
THE IMPECCABLE DRILLER
DESTINED TO OVERTHROW ALL JEWS
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I win.
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Edit: This one's even better.
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'the bloodthirsty manchild' made me laugh
I am destined to discover mankind
I am destined to lead all Jews (out of Palestine)
Oh and I am destined to Defeat Jews
I am a lazy jew
The hope of the basementdweller
My destiny is to battle with the internet.
OLOLOL
I am the Basement Penis
The unstoppable Behemoth
Destined to Slay the Trolls
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I am the Master penis
the Raging Nigger
destined to steal all STDs
I am THE MAGNIFICENT SNIPER/FAT BOY
The RIGHT NIGGER/BLOODTHIRSTY CHRISTIAN
Destined To RAPE YOUR LITTLE SIS/DIE EATING THE MEMES
You're thread title is very misleading.
You are hitlers dad
the perfect master troll
destined to wrestle with jews
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PENIS BOB
TRAGIC CHRISTIAN
RE-INVENT MANKIND.
SAMUEL L. KILLER
ONE WHO'LL STEAL THE NIGGER
HAVE SEX WITH POKEMON
RONERY SAVIOR
INVADE GOD
DO NOTHING ABOUT POLAND
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SELL 4CHAN [/spoiler]