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The item to the right of you is the only object you have in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. How would you use it?

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Item:
Desc:
Use:

Item: A glass of water.
Desc: Half full.
Use: Sharp weapon.
Item: Water heater.
Desc: Big metal barrel.
Use: Bowling for zombies.
Item: Bed
Desc: big object
Use: blockade
Item: a phone
Desc: not the Lego kind.
Use: calling for freaking backup.
Item: an iPod
Desc: has a pretty cool case
Use: Zombies probably don't like Apple; it can be used as a repelant.
Item:GoDjMike
Desc:Staph
Use:Since zombies don't like apple, they would be too busy agreeing with each other to attack.
Item: Pillow
Desc: Has feathers inside Tongue
Use: Err... Pillow Fight?
Item: Desk lamp
Desc: a lamp on a desk
Use: slapping shit
Item: kindle
Desc: for reading shit
Use: Reading them lullabies to get them to gtfo
Item: mah little cousin
Desc: small, annoying
Use: bait
Item: You
Desc: faggot, annoying as shit, creating shitty threads
Use: kill yourself
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PureCraft's daily shooting down niggers has been performed, in this very thread! I feel so privileged.
Item: PureCraft
Desc: All holy German Masterrace
Use: none
Item: THE YOLO STICK
Desc: A Big-Ass stick with spikes and shit
Use: Whoopass
item:TheAndrewTaco
desc:faggot
use:we'll just have to find out
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