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Anti-Jokes. Go.

I'll start.

What is green and has wheels?


Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Gestapo."

Thats a nice one sieve.
On the other hand hey weren't knocking on your door, they set your house on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing.

A man walked into a bar.

He needed 3 stitches.

Don't really get yours Mike.

There is a Irishman a Scotsman and a Englishman. They are all on a plane that is going to crash because they are carrying to much weight. The Irishman throws out a Lepricon and shouts there are to many these in my country. The Scotsman chucks out a sheep and shouts there is to many of these in my country. The Englishman chucks out a Paki and shouts there is to many of these in my country.

Never mind I get your one now mike.

^ Not an Anti-joke.

(12-21-2011, 11:08 PM)Killerdonkey Wrote: [ -> ]Don't really get yours Mike.

There is a Irishman a Scotsman and a Englishman. They are all on a plane that is going to crash because they are carrying to much weight. The Irishman throws out a Lepricon and shouts there are to many these in my country. The Scotsman chucks out a sheep and shouts there is to many of these in my country. The Englishman chucks out a Paki and shouts there is to many of these in my country.

Never mind I get your one now mike.

his joke is that the guy literally walked into a bar, and got hurt from it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for chridrmas?

Cancer.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

Continuing Monstaboi's:

2 guys are diving in a truck

"What was that bump?"
"a kid"



Where did the kid find his dead pet fish?

In the sewer

Some people need to learn what anti-jokes are...

There is a black guy and a mexican in car, who is driving?

The cop.

Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you."

So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind."

The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out!

"The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.'

The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.'

"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded!

"So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.'

"The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible.

"The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'"

The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head.