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Favorite quotes and by whom they were said.

Can't quite think of one currently, i'll edit one in later.
Though here's one i like:
"Anger is a gift" - Zach de la Rocha

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
Adolf Hitler

"Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking."
Clement Atlee

"How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?"

— Jay Leno

The Simpsons

Leonard Nimoy: "Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."

Either my yell of
"HOLY SHIT! That ripped the ground the new one!" When I blew something up in Terraria
Or what's in my sig.
Herp edit.
Or what the wizard says about MLP in Terraria.
"Some people say friendship is magic, that's ludicrous. Friendship can't turn people into frogs."

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
Larry David

This suit is black not.
-Borat

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”

-Thomas Brackett Reed

“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

- Mark Twain

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination.”

- Andrew Lang

“He had delusions of adequacy.”

- Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

- Winston Churchill

Derp

-Orcworm

Hmm I wish I knew who said all these but here it goes...

"this is what to dream if dreams came true."

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."  -Einstein

"Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic."

"To fly, you need learn how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -zenparadox(twitter name, not me)

"The thing about smart people is they seem like crazy people to dumb people."

And a few longer ones
[spoiler]This one is a quote from a forum thread about why you cant buy the anifreeze Heet in America unless you are 18.

"Welcome to the unintended consequences of the war on (some) drugs. Heet is used in the "ten thousand little superfund sites" method. Incidentally, the home brew toxic waste dump is itself an unintended consequences of tightly controlling another precursor. Oh and you can't get solid iodine anymore without being on a government list and you can't buy more than X amount of cold medicine for the same reason.

Seems all this regulation thats an inconvenience to normal people has done very little to combat the cost or availability on the black market. Someone google up the definition of insanity for me again, please?

Meanwhile, Adderall and Ritalin are still highly prescribed medications for ADHD (or what ever people are calling it this week). They're essentially the same stuff.

I'm not supporting illicit drug use, I just want my damn country back."

-kill-a-watt[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an Emperor - that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone, if possible -- Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another; human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there's room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful.

But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me I say, "Do not despair." The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass and dictators die; and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers: Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel; who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate; only the unloved hate, the unloved and the unnatural.

Soldiers: Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written, "the kingdom of God is within man" -- not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men, in you, you the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power! Let us all unite!! Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie! They do not fulfill their promise; they never will. Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people!! Now, let us fight to fulfill that promise!! Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

-Charlie Chaplin (?)[/spoiler]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
- Albert Einstein

(12-27-2011, 03:58 AM)sieve Wrote: [ -> ]“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
Larry David

Oh god, JC a bomb!
a bomb?

(12-27-2011, 07:19 AM)bubba_rocks Wrote: [ -> ]"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
- Albert Einstein

Whenever you make something idiot proof, the world makes better idiots.

"You are all faggots"
"I hate you all"
-Orcworm

Thats me, not Orcworm

You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously. We like joking. Seriousness, young man, is an accident of time. It consists, I don't mind telling you in confidence, in putting too high a value on time. I, too, once put too high a value on time. For that reason I wished to be a hundred years old. In eternity, however, there is no time, you see. Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
-Hermann Hesse