Banned for not complying with Fuego's sense of sexuality with inanimate objects.
Banned for giving tnt to guests!
Banned for not having fun abusing with The_Lizardman.
Banned for a series of plots undermining the base of the server that caused a collapse of the economy and playerbase.
Banned for not realizing my original intentions before I became Staff to acquire the console information and to delete all of the world backups.
Banned for only having one song released but having dj in your name.
Banned for having 81 less reputation points than the user you banned, and still making fun of them. Hypocrite.
Banned for caring about reputation points.
Banned for being oppressed by the Kewl Kids Klan.
Banned for conspiring with the kewl kids klan!
Banned for not joining the 16 bit revolution.
Banned for not realizing i gave you guys way too much goddamn wool. Also, banned for being in a precursor clan with a logo that looked like a penis.
Banned for not understanding the deeper meaning of the logo. (redjello is a penis)
Banned for not supporting Vespasian117 in the first place. #TeamCanuck