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banned for assuming I do

Banned for hating the Russians

Banned for being American, if you aren't American, banned for being -insert nationality here-ian

Banned for thinking I belong to a nationality

Banned for not belonging to a nationality.

Banned for being correct

Banned for not being a duck and/or a swan.

banned for not eating swans

Banned for banned for wanting him to eat swans and not crickets

Banned because both swans and crickets are delicious.

Banned because you are a monster that would eat swans

Banned for not realising that its illegal to eat swans in the UK because the queen owns them all. Also, I only eat fluffy swans ;)

Banned for still playing this game... and for eating away my food.

banned for not turning your food into something more appealing...

Banned for being a picky eater